Song from Pantomime Alice in Wonderland, British Embassy, December 1983 — written by Chris Wren, Bob Peirce and Graham Earnshaw

They’ll be coming down the mountain when they come
They’ll be coming down the mountain when they come
They’ll be coming down the mountain Coming down the Mountain
They’ll be coming down the mountain when they come.

They’ll be carrying eight big buckets when they come…
We will all go out to meet them when they come…
And we’ll make our contribution when they come…
And we’ll dump the bad queen in it when they come…
And we’ll pour it on the CAACERWOCKY when they come…
They’ll bring spiritual pollution when they come…
They’ll be carrying socialism when they come…