Karl Marx once said of the paper: “By means of an artificially hidden sewer system, all the lavatories of London spew their physical filth into the River Thames. By means of the systematic pushing of goose quills, the world capital spews out all its social filth into the great papered central sewer called the Daily Telegraph.” It is difficult to leave a newspaper which was so highly complimented by Herr Marx, but I feel I have no choice.